TRUMP TRUMPS!

DONALD Trump’s new Scots golf resort has sparked a players’ tourist boom, it was revealed last night. So it's yaboosucks to those that slagged and slagged and slagged this development. We cannot afford to do business with only those people who have nice squeaky clean politically correct profiles, other wise Scotland will never do business. Where do you start? Sir Tom Hunter, who made millions in trainers made for a few cents in some Asian sweat shop, and sold to gullible fashion conscious people in the UK for 1000s of % mark ups? Sir Tom Farmer who built a company notorious for ripping of customers by inventing problems with their cars they never had? Brian Souter who built his transport empire by undercutting rivals and putting them out of business, sometimes running buses at a loss to do so. China? India? Brazil? Where is that example of moral and fiscal rectitude that those who howl at the SNPs every move wish us to think they would do business with in Scotland. ANSWER: They do not exist! Well done The Donald.

RENEWABLE ENERGY

Human Power! Alternative energy is big news, so maybe Santa Rita do Sapucai prison in Brazil are on to something. In return for a reduction on their sentences, prisoners are hooked up to specially adapted exercise bikes which charge batteries. Prisoners get one day removed from their sentence for every 16 hours they pedal. This is certainly something that could be adopted by prisons anywhere in the world, but I wonder whether it has a commercial application. It seems to me that there are hundreds of thousands of gym members up and down the UK, all using exercise bikes. The energy they use in an attempt to shed a few excess pounds, is wasted. Is there a cost effective way to harness all this energy, and how might it be done? The answer to these questions could form the basis of a multi-million pound business for an ambitious entrepreneur. However give the success of Sir Chris Hoy, and the wave of popularity taking hold of cycling as a result the inmates of the Bar L and Peterheid could be put to good use. The complaints made by some of the fat lags that prison grub was making them fat can soon be dealt with. Hook them up to the grid and get them pedalling. 16 hours for a day of your sentence seems like a great deal and will burn the fat of the buggers. I think Kenny Macaskill should get it going right now. A wee trip to Brazil Kenny the advance guard for Team Scotland. Just think of the cycling team we would have we would sweep the board. Don't forget you read it here first.

A SONG FOR SCOTLAND:




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